Están locos estos Americanos

Como ya he comentado alguna vez en este blog, muchos colegios americanos tienen "problemas" a la hora de enseñar la teoría de la evolución de Darwin a los niños...

Aquí tenemos la versión de Mr. Garrison (o Mrs. Garrison, tras su operación de cambio de sexo), el profesor de South Park, con una aparición especial de Richard Dawkins:


Y aquí los subtítulos:

It goes something like this...

In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby and the retard baby was different so, it got to leave. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies.

And then, one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's "mutant fish hands," and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something, and made this, retard frog-squirrel. And then, that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog.

And then this monkey-fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you!

So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!